May 2013
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“1. There will be several days that you daydream about stepping in front of a...”
– (via victorielle)
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nannajane: in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
May 21st
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May 18th
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May 10th
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Last night my roommate brought a girl home and was serenading her with his guitar at 2AM.
May 8th
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May 6th
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Self, what are you doing? Go to sleep. Self, go to sleep. Self. Self. Self, go to sleep. Go to sleep, self.
May 4th
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Questions and Tagging
Rule 1. Post rules Rule 2. Answer questions sent to you and make 11 new ones to send out. Rule 3. Tag 11 other people and link them to your post. Rule 4. Let them know they have been tagged. And your questions are: 1. What was your first kiss like? Terrifying. OH GOD. A BOY IS GONNA KISS ME. 2. What was the last book you read that was so good you got giddy and excited while reading it? Hmm,...
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April 2013
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Stayed up till 4AM finishing a teen romance novel; so much shame, but no regrets.
Apr 28th
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deucebowl: a fancy asian restaurant called “Suit and Thai”
Apr 24th
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Apr 21st
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Yay, new phone!
Apr 20th
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THE LEAGUE OF DIRTY OLD TUMBLING: Boner Ownership →
dirtyoldgentlemen: (Okay, holy crap, this got way more attention than I ever expected. Awesome, but a little nerve-wracking. This is the first unedited run-through of a piece of content for an as-yet unlaunched site. I posted it to tumblr to get an audience beyond the echo-chamber of my circle of friends, not…
Apr 18th
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Apr 17th
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The other night I was writing about aliens for a class discussion, and Klaatu came to mind, so the next thing that came to mind was the phrase, “Klaatu barada nikto.” Except, the wrong alien phrase came to mind at first. I thought, “Hab soshleh kuhtch,” and then I thought, “No—that’s not—what is that?” Then I remembered that’s Klingon for,...
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Apr 6th
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Apr 5th
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2spook-e: typesetjez: c4stlebuilder: WHY  ARE MOSQUITOS EVEN ON THE PLANET THEY HAVE NO SIGNIFICANCE THEY’RE BASICALLY KEVIN JONAS HOLD IT, HOLD EVERYTHING! Earth is a protected wildlife reserve. Yeah, we’ve been using it to rebuild the mosquito population, which, need I remind you, IS AN ENDANGERED SPECIES. IF IT WEREN’T FOR THE MOSQUITOS, YOUR PLANET WOULD HAVE BEEN DESTROYED AGES AGO. ...
Apr 5th
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Helping our friend pick a baby name
Vo: Name your kid Han. Its both a girl's and boy's name.

Jessica: Why Han? All her children should be named after me. Regardless of sex.

Carmen: I like Han for a name. Han Carmen Lumpkin

Jessica: Jessica Jessica Jessica-Lumpkin

Maricruz: Jessicruz Carmhan Lumpkin

Carmen: Jessicruz Carmhan Saressa Vophia Lumpkin

Marcus: Why Vanessa and not Marcus?

Carmen: I like that better than Sarcus or Marah.

Marcus: Carcus. SarHan, Carcus, or Marmen.

Han: I like Carmhan better.

Carmen: Me too.

Marc: You just don't wanna be linked with Sarah. Deny not your feelings for Sarah, Han.

Carmen: I would love to be, but I like Saressa. Maybe Carah is acceptable. Carah Jessicruz Hancus Vophia Lumpkin.

Maricruz: I really like Vophia.
Apr 4th
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